If you’re coming to London and thinking about booking yourself a nuru massage, you don’t need to track down a parlour; London can be a nightmare to navigate when you’re an out-of- towner and there are plenty of specialist nuru masseuses who will take outcall appointments.
The only problem being is that some hotels won’t allow nuru massages in their suits as they can be notoriously messy, but fear not! I have compiled a list of respectable, nice hotels that are happy to clean up after a nuru session.
Montagu Place Hotel
Located in the heart of London, the rooms at Montagu boast a quintessential British vibe, check out the link for images but if you’ve ever fantasised about getting naughty at your grandma’s house, or like the idea of having a kinky afternoon in an uptight British woman’s boudoir, this might be the place for you. A nuru massage is one of the naughtiest massages you can get so consider the added naughtiness of getting it on in such a prudish setting. The hotel also has a bar, 24 hour room service, free wifi and broadband and, perhaps what sold it to me: plush bathrobes and slippers, la de dah!
Also important when considering a suitable location for a nuru massage is bathroom facilities. Not only is nuru very messy but some people find getting a soapy nuru shower with their masseuse at the start of a session. Montagu has excellent bathroom facilities, very luxurious- ideal for nuru.
Prices vary depending on booking but they have an excellent deal on their website for the single traveller- with weekend stays from £175 (but if it’s on expenses even better!)
The Landmark London Hotel
If you’re looking for a hotel with a bit more room to move around- Landmark London Hotel is the ticket. This is certainly the priciest of options as it is one of the leading five star hotels in the city of London but if you can afford it you won’t be disappointed. If you really want to treat yourself, there’s no option finer than Landmark. Their Deluxe rooms are fitted with marble bath suites that would make for a really sensual soapy session. Check out their website for pics.
The Landmark also has luxury spa and swimming facilities which may be a good place to soak your muscles after your session, why not eh!
Rooms at The Landmark range depending on which suite and what time of year you book, with an average price tag of £380 a night, this hotel really is for the finer gentleman (They even have a complimentary shoe-shining service!)
Dorset Square Hotel, Firmdale hotels
At Dorset Square you will get the real London lifestyle experience. Nestles amidst picturesque London townhouses, this hotel suits the single occupant and is a bit more no fuss, whilst still being of top quality. With a five star rating and glowing reviews, the Dorset is the ideal place for the well-mannered gentleman. Book lined walls and tasteful furniture, there’s no frills, no fuss. The Dorset has the feel of an actual London professional bachelor apartment. All the modern mod-cons you could hope for with elegant bedrooms to choose from,
The main reason this hotel made the list is because every bedroom has a slick slate stone wet room attached- which would be a super steamy place to have your nuru massage.
Room rates are around £260 for two nights but if you shop around online you will be able to get it cheaper.
The Z hotel Gloucester Place
The Z Hotel is a great option for those wanting a more budget stay. With rooms available from just £60, the Z hotel is located in a Central London location without the central price tag. Rooms are clean and simple. I’d recommend booking one of the rooms with the walk in showers, giving you the option to make your nuru massage a soapy one.
Personally I’d go to the Z hotel, its private room in a discreet, sleek setting in the heart of London with space in each room to move around, is the perfect package for an erotic massage. Check out the website link, and you’ll see what I mean.
Ignore the low star rating, frankly I feel the Z hotel is a hidden gem.
Ten Manchester Street Hotel
If you’re looking for something with a bit of luxury, Ten Manchester Street is your guy. It is described as a ‘Romantic Hotel’ on its website, and that’s no surprise. With plush velour bedding, mirrors facing the bed, plasma TV’s in every room, it really is the perfect place to create a sensual set up to suit whatever mood you are in.
With the added asset of multilingual staff, if you are an out of towner with limited English, you will be right at home here. Check out the pictures for yourself, but I think you’ll agree this hotel’s amenities are ideal for an erotic afternoon.
Due to its central location, and exquisite facilities you’ll be looking at spending around £145 for a night. But if you can afford it, you’re in for a guaranteed massage to remember.
- So now you know where to go, it’s time to choose your Soapy Massage London. I’d recommend checking out London Pleasure Parlour where you will find expertly trained nuru masseuses in close proximity for you to choose from. Enjoy!
There are hundreds of parlours that offer Nuru massages and other erotic services across London, Heathrow, Paddington, Canary wharf and soho. Most classifieds websites will also have nuru masseuses.