The Christmas dinner, the countless festive nights out and the copious lie-ins make the end of December the most Wonderful Time of the Year. However, come 1st January the festive cheer immediately deflates and transforms into glum looks on everyone’s faces. However, to beat the post-Christmas blues and to kick-start, the new year with a bang (literally) then look no further than Nuru.
What is Nuru?
Nuru is a Japanese adult treatment taking the massage world by storm. The massage is performed with both the masseuse and client naked, which makes it super-sexy from the get-go. The therapist uses authentic Nori gel instead of massage oil. Nori gel is super slippery, which ensures the slides and grinds are euphorically effortless. It also builds you up to a climax like no other. Because of its intensely sensual nature, Nuru is often considered as the crème de la crème of massage therapy. Nuru is all you need to put the smile back on your face this January.
Why should I get Nuru?
As well as feeling f****** amazing, Nuru boasts SO many benefits to your health – some might even help towards sticking to your New Year’s resolutions this year. Some of these include:
- Eliminates your back-to-work stress – Does it ever get to January 1st and you start to dread the burden of having to return to work? Yeah, us too. However, Nuru has proven to transform your pre-work stresses into positive energy. When we feel stressed Cortisol (the stress hormone) builds in our back, neck and shoulders, which causes tense muscle knots. The tantalising Nuru touch massages out the cortisol, as well providing fresh oxygen and blood to the muscles. This leaves you feeling lighter, refreshed and ready to take on whatever the New Year throws at you.
- Beats Winter illnesses – With colds and flus rife, doctors suggest January to be the most common month for illness. However, instead of stocking up on paracetamol and Lemsips, why not book a Nuru massage? Nuru massage has proven to boost the white blood cells, which is a vital component for enhancing your immune system. If you’re already feeling sick then you needn’t panic either. Nuru also triggers the rush of endorphins. Endorphins are informally known as the ‘body’s natural painkiller’ as they disguise the pain from entering the brain. You’ll have never felt as well in January!
- Burns the calories. Ever jump on the scales and worry about the few extra pounds you’ve put after over indulging during Christmas? However, why would you visit packed-out gym or healthy eat this January when Nuru massage can work all the same? The powerful strokes of Nuru can burn more than 200 calories in a one hour session. And it only gets better, when you add the Nuru full service (oral and penetration) to the experience the calories are only shifted further. An adventurous sexy-session can burn up to a mind-blowing 300 calories. It’s sure to be the best exercise you have EVER had!
New year, new me: Get a Nuru massage
Nuru massage is the answer to all of your January blues, you need to book one this January. The London Pleasure high-class parlour in Marylebone offers a luxurious Nuru massage, conducted by the prettiest masseuses you have ever laid eyes on. Not only are they a feast for the eyes, but they’re not too bad with their hand (and other body parts) too! They are open for business on New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Day and all throughout January. So what are you waiting for? Do yourself a favour and book a naughty Nuru session this Winter!
Not feeling a Nuru massage and looking to expand your service list? have a browse through our Soapy Massage London section for ideas on what could be the best start to your new year.